Bowling 101

So.....I have been thinking of creating some "suchandsuch for Dummies" books, beginning with bowling. However, there will be a catch to these books: they will show my way to success.

For instance, in the art of bowling, I have discovered the following keys to success:

• Give hand signals to your ball after releasing it.
• Lean with it, roll with it.
• Talk to your bowling ball...become one with it.
• Don't look where you drop it.
• Do the Fred Flintstone tiptoe and then, DROP it!
• Shoot for the lowest possible denominator.
• Don't showcase your skills...until the end.
• Backwards bowling is underestimated.
• Do whatever motion (be it the splits even) to get your ball to knock down the pins.
• It still counts if you knock down the other person's pins (in another lane).

More discoveries and tips will follow.